refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via fake-mermaid)


theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

(via jakecantsayno)

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika, via fake-mermaid)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via fake-mermaid)

shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via fake-mermaid)


Friday with 178,332 notes / reblog / like
africant:

the motto

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

(via theskyiscoloured)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

axel-the-nighttail:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP at the altar of a church, about to get married. Just as they’re about to kiss, Person A wakes up in bed, sobbing and staring at the empty space beside them. In reality, Person B died years ago.

image

spn where are you

(via bullied)